Unisex saloon

TOUCH & GLOW
UNISEX SALOON
BEAUTY CARE CENTRE

HAIR, SKIN, NAILS
COUPE, BRUSHING
NAIL EXTENSION ETC…

OPENING HOURS 10:00 – 17:00
MONDAY CLOSED
THURSDAY : O9:00-12:00
SUNDAY : 08:00-12:00

TEL 497-7260 / 796-4045

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It may be tempting to imagine such a saloon not as the ones John Wayne or Lucky Luke frequented but as a place where orgies are the daily and usual business. I’m sorry to say that no such place exists on Mars, Martians being closer to (sexless) angels than to bonobos. (Les salonards n’y sont pas des salopards.)

It may also be noted that “unisex saloons” seem to be a common occurrence in India, which may in itself make up some kind of Indianism. In any case (or gender), God save the queens and Farrokh Bulsara.